aewm:

im horny but like… horny for a successful future full of happiness and satisfaction with the person ive become

(via tiahra)

neurodivergentaf:

stop feeling sad and acting weird you bitch (the bitch is me)

(via xoxomireyaaa)

black–twitter:

egberts:

idk what’s funnier, pets with stereotypical human names like bryan and mckayla or pets with completely ridiculous names like hamburger and concrete

(via tyleroakley)